Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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