idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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