This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I think we might need a safe word for this...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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