I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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