I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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