i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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