By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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