You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Couch. On fire.
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