One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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