'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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