you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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