haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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