i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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