Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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