What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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