I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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