Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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