i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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