Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Randomize
