how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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