Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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