So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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