it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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