They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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