Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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