Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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