I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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