Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
FUCK WHALES
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