Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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