I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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