Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
These tits shall not be calmed
last night I used snow as a chaser
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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