When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We had sex on a dog bed..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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