it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you will always have a special place in my vag
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm both gender and math confused
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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