So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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