The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i will never coherently bang her
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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