I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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