Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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