just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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