chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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