He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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