Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just forgot I was standing up.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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