We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Someone signed my nipple.
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