i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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