Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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