weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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