No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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