Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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