is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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