even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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