I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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