fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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