If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
