I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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