i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I need water and some morals
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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