I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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