thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
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I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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