He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
so much tequila, so little girl.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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