Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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