I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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