You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so let's talk penis.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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