her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We have started to decorate penises.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
